HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL

 https://weeklyworldnews.com/occult/8069/how-to-sell-your-soul-to-the-devil/

Ever wonder how "Bob" has been around for centuries? It’s something in his BRAIN. Or is it?

 

No one is born with Slack, one learns by doing nothing. Connie says you can Slack on breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

Slack On !

 

In his last press briefing, "Bob" asked everyone to leave so he could watch reruns of Pee-wee's Playhouse without the constant stream of hands blocking his view.